*****BREAKING NEWS*******
Eva L. is dropping out of the Grade One class presidential race.
The six year old made the announcement yesterday at her home in Montreal.
Sources close to the candidate say she'd run out of time to complete a campaign poster and speech.
When family members suggested she already had homework to do and should drop the campaign, Eva had this to say:
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IN: sfx (heavy sigh)
RUNS: :03
OUT: "Okay"
Eva: "Sigh........okay"
Eva says she still may consider a run for class president next year.
Family members say they will support Eva in anything she chooses to do...but homework has to come first.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
3 years ago
1 comment:
SMART MOVE!
Ah, youth.
Where "next year" is still plenty early.
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