What's next? Mani-Pedi during math class?

Eva: "Today we are having a SPECIAL relaxation to help us sleep during the nap."

Me:  "What?  What could be special relaxation during a kindergarten nap?"

Eva:  "We will have a massage first.  Then we have to roll over and get more massage.  THEN we do the nap.  It will help us sleep"

A MASSAGE?  What the hell?

I want to go to kindergarten!!!

Although personally, if I was the teacher, I'd just use tranquilizer darts.

Much quicker.